The Liberal Arts

In mathematics they say the most beautiful solution is the correct one
In physics they say everything that can happen must happen
In history they say the more it changes the more it is the same

In astrophysics you take the long view
In chemistry you explode and blend, it is a bit like freestyle cooking, the Yiddish term would be: you potschke
In biology you smell the flowers, the enticing flowers, and you play with mice, and you write grant proposals

In jurisprudence they say there is no justice
In philosophy they say there is no truth
In literary studies they say everybody come along be ironic now

Business school we systematize the competitive strategies we learned in the sandbox
Engineering moves us firmly into manhood, we grip the material world in our fists
Computer science assists us toward the goal of replacing our species with a new, improved, more efficient form of life, based in electronics instead of carbon—many of us
      are rushing to transform ourselves as quickly as possible

Religion is still hot
People keep plunging passionately into and out of it at the usual brisk rate
Geography suggests the future dominance of North America by Spanish-speaking people
         but it does not say when; geology looks stony, takes the long view

Music bridges mathematics, the soul of the universe, and my personal soul
Visual art is the bridge between my bag of body and bones and stuff in the painterly universe
Drama crosses this bridge on foot

In the novel they say omit nothing, harvest the entire goddamn world
In memoir they say the self is silently weeping, give it a tissue
In poetry they say the arrow may be blown off course by storm and returned by miracle